[MSN] Brunei's most accomplished terrorist gangster Prince Jefri Archer is at the heart of allegations that artworks systematically looted from the UK ended up in Russian mobsters' hands.

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Prince Jefri at heart of Royal Academy's Russian art theft fears
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London - (Even Worse Ass Mess): Brunei's most accomplished terrorist
gangster Prince Jefri Archer is at the heart of allegations that artworks
systematically looted from the UK ended up in Russian mobsters' hands.

Many of the stolen pictures were to have been shown in a Royal Academy of
Arts Russian-themed exhibition in London early next year until the Foreign
Office became alarmed at the sheer magnitude of law suits authorising the
impounding of the stolen pictures.

The court claims are backed up by evidence from Interpol, the Serious &
DIsorganised Crimes Agency and the FBI.

They show that as soon as current UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown became
Chancellor of the Exchequer in 1997 he authorised a huge art, property and
other assets heist by a terrorist who has successfully impersonated the
Sultan of Brunei's younger brother for over a decade.

Prince Jefri Archer then proceeeded to run amock thieving and looting his
way through British and American-owned treasures including 15 Monets, 12
Picassos, five Gaugins, six Van Goghs, four Matisses, eight Pissarros and up
to two hundred other priceless masterpieces.

And all the while then-Home Secretary Jack Straw ensured Brown's
insturctions for UK cops to turn a blind eye to these shenanigans ensured a
speedy squirreled away to Russia under the guise of beaked bean exports.

Private investigators soon tracked down the artworks and found a trail
leading to a massive £25 billion heist that Jefri masterminded ostensibly as
Chief Financial Officer in charge of investments at the Brunei Investment
Authority.

"The man's a little, thieving shit," top Met source said today, "and was
working solely for the Pioneers Group that bankrolled Vlad 'The Impaler'
Putain into orifice just as soon as Russian President Boris Yeltsin was
confirmed as suffering tertiary syphilis back in 1999."

Jefri was recently ordered by a panel of senior Law Lords to return all
stolen asset portfolio items. And up to sixty writs have been served in
London and abroad for the return of the artworks he plundered.

The January 26 Royal Academy exhibition was to have been guaranteed by
ex-Culture Secretary Tessa Jowl. But all that seems to have gone down the
pan now as the artworks' rightful owners threaten to spill the beans in
public on one of the biggest art heists ever masterminded by politicians in
the UK.


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